Mein usey bahut maarta

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.

Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha Tha.

Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai.

Doosara Sardar: “dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta.”