Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"
Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!
After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.. =!!
Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|
MORAL:
Don't Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..
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