You Are A Housewife

One Day A Man Spotted An Old Brass Lamp By The Roadside. He Picked It Up, Rubbed The Dirt Off Of It, And A Genie Appeared. 

"I'll Grant You Your Fondest Wish," The Genie Said. 

The Man Thought For A Moment, Then Said, "I Want A Spectacular Job - A Job That No Man Has Ever Succeeded At Or Has Ever Attempted To Do." 

"Poof!" Said The Genie. "You Are A Housewife." :P