Logic

Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv : How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv : Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv : OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv : Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv : Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv : I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv : so, logically, your are married.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv : So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Buta Singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Zail : How is your MBA preparation?
Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.

Zail : Oh, logic is easy.
Buta : Please, give me an example.

Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta : NO, I don’t.

Zail : Saala HOMO!!!